Sorry for the delay in posting this, but as many of you know that have done an Ironman or another major event like that, sometimes you need a little break after… both mentally and physically… but, I’m back! (I also had technical difficulties, but Carl at Hyperweb fixed that up quick for us!)
So here’s the story… 14 of us set out to do Ironman Canada (in fact there were a few more that did the race, including 2 more LOSTies, Elaine (12:48), Curtis (12:49) and a few other friends like Nicole (12:40) from Burlington and my old buddy Jody (10:00:05) that used to work with at the bank, but came all the way back from Qatar to do the race!).

The LOST Ironmen!!! (back: Alex, Bruce, Albert, Tim, John, Ron, Rob, Brian... front: Brett, David, Hugh, Cousin Al, Peter & Joanne)
But the core 14 of us joined up about a year ago. In fact, it is kind of fitting that Julia was at the finish line sending out the blow by blow reports, because it was at her farm, one year earlier that we hatched this crazy idea! And yes, alcohol was involved… more for some than others! But for only the second time in the 29 year history of Ironman Canada there were enough spots available after the race day sign up that one could sign up on-line… so we did!

The whole LOST gang... athletes and athletic supporters!
Originally there was about 18 or so of us, but attrition due to injuries and having a “normal” life forced out a few, like Hamish, John, Jenn, Bobby… but as they say, the hardest part about doing an Ironman is getting to the starting line, not the finish line!

David, Brian & Pete... nothing like doing an Iron-drive across the continent... before an Ironman! (click to enlarge)
Anyway, we all rolled into Penticton on various days, Peter, Brian and David even drove out… in about 40 hours of driving! Good windshield time with buddies… but I was just happy to fly in with my 3 girls… Joanne (the only Ironchick in the group) and our daughters, Jillian and Maisey, who are getting pretty good at this, as this their 3rd Ironman that they have supported us for!
It was nice having the whole gang there… as I always say, for any of these big races there are really two equal components in my mind that make it a real life adventure… the people and the race. I’ve done a race by myself, I flew to Las Vegas once to try and qualify for Boston… and didn’t make it… and the race was still a good race and all… but it really wasn’t much “fun” without people to share it with… even if it is sharing an unsuccessful race! And, generally, I find the more the merrier! So this was very merry!

The secret meal before any good Ironman! (click to enlarge, but you still won't be able to taste it!)
Anyway, Peter, Brian and David threw a ”welcome to Penticton” party 3 nights before the race at their bachelor pad in OK Falls. Most of the 14 of us and all our “athletic supporters” had a great time… and just for fun I came up with a bit of bet, to make things interesting.
The idea was that you had to kick $10 into the kitty and guess your time… and the person who came in closest to their estimated time won the $140! The winner is revealled below!

Riding the run course... all psyched up and rarin' to go!
We all hung around town, did a few swims in the Lake, which was perfect and beautiful. Most of us rode the 42k run course, which was a good ride to make sure your bike was in good order and to get the jitters out. Several of us drove the bike course too… this was a very, very good idea. Partially because it was so spectacular and really worth seeing (and because you’d only be looking at the pavement on race day)… but even more because it is a very good course to know where the climbs… and decents are! And to know what’s coming ahead! I’ve only ever done that at Ironman Lake Placid and here… and both times it was one of the best things I’ve done in preparation for the race!

And... they're off !!!...well, some of them!
Moving along… race day finally came. For me, it couldn’t come soon enough… I watched the clock from bedtime, at 10:30… until 4:00 am, when I finally dozed off. Then woke up at 4:30 to get ready for the race. This really through me off mentally and probably a bit physically too… but what can you do. Actually, I made the firm committment that I will never go to sleep before a race again without having a beer or two. Seriously, I know that would have been enough to just help me get at least a bit of sleep. My 5th Ironman and hundreds of races later… and I’m still learning.

The largest Ironman ever held... and this where you feel it... literally.
Skip ahead to the swim. This, of course, is my favorite part of the race… and it didn’t disappoint. I strategically moved myself to the far left to get the best line to the first buoy… and took off like a flash. One of the few advantages you have as a good swimmer is that you can start at the front, sprint ahead… and not have to put up with all the crashing and banging… so that’s what I did. The cool thing was, for the first 1 km or so, I was actually winning (or so)… there was only a few people to my left and they were way behind… and I could see way to the right and there was another column forming way over. I’m not sure exactly who I am in the picture, but if you look at the helicopter photo of the start, I was leading the charge on the left hand side. Hey, I’m allowed my moment in the sun… because it all goes down hill after the swim for me anyway!

The swim start is always the most breath-taking part of an Ironman (pun intended!) (click to enlarge, that's me on the right, with the blue cap!)
The swim went well… I lead a few small packs for a while… drafted for a while… passed a few of the 47 pros that had a 15 minute headstart and came out of the water 103 overall and 5th in my age group of the largest Ironman ever! (2832 finishers, I believe). I’d love to say it was because of my hard training, but truth is, I was really only doing an occassional swim with Coach Mette and the Oakville Masters and my Saturday morning LOST Swim… either way, 58 minutes is a PB for me.

Cousin Al climbing Yellow Lake... with his loyal fans! (click to enlarge)
Then came the bike. Argh. All those glowing things I had to say about the swim… well, I could say all the opposite things about my biking abilities. And that is because I was only doing I bike a week. Not enough. And it showed up early. My lack of sleep… and lack of ability… on the bike made the first bit a bit harder than it should have been. David caught me first and was good enough to stop and say hi… briefly. Then Alex caught me on the way up Richters Pass. He was all chatty having a lovely old time… I was letting him do all the talking, as I was more concerned about keeping my lungs in my chest. A few of the boys must have blown by me so quick that neither they nor I recognized each other. We got to the out-and-back section at the 120 km “special needs” drop area and I saw Ron and Peter… they were both in control and saving it for the run… a good idea. But they were still significantly faster and left me soon. I saw Albert too. He and I played cat and mouse all the way up the Yellow Lake Pass and back into Penticton and finished about the same time… we also picked up Nicole on the way into town.

Brett making the last big climb up Yellow Lake too... just get me to the downhill! (click to enlarge)
Now I won’t bore you with all the details, but I will say that the two mountain passes were the two toughest climbs I’ve ever done. And having them in the same race didn’t make it any easier. As they say, Richter Pass is actually a tougher climb, but Yellow feels just as hard… because it comes at the 150km mark.
I do have to say that the Powerade that they were serving in the race was the most foul thing I’ve ever had in a race. I gather that because of the official email they sent out after the race where they apologized for the crappy medals and the lack of water on the bike course, a lot of people felt the same and switched over to water because of the Powerade. (Kudos for them being that forthright about both issues though!). But this did effect my race… I felt like crap and had to resort to water and salt tablets… which ended upsetting my stomach. I had to stop eating and drinking for a while. I knew this would lead to bonking, but I had no choice and once I felt better I was back on board without much trouble. Chugging a hot can of Diet Coke in my special needs bag actually did the trick and I felt much better after that!

Climbing up Richters... yes, we were way down there only moments ago!... a few more moments for some of us! (click to enlarge)
Of all the people who passed me, I was fearing one person the most… Joanne. She pretty much kicks my butt on the bike… yes, I’ve been “chicked” by her more times than not on the bike (mind you so have several of the guys in our group!).
Then came the run. Did I mention it was hot. Stinkin’ hot. Ya, it was really hot. Apparently it was the hottest Ironman Canada in it’s 29 year history… and hottest day this summer. I heard the high was anywhere from 35C to 39C… either way… it was hot. And not a lick of shade anywhere on the whole course.
The run isn’t much to describe really… you try to run for one mile then replenish your liquids and stuff some kind of food down your throat… and repeat. 26 times.

David in the run... makin' the team colors look good! (click to enlarge)
I was able to pass quite a few people who were walking… the heat just took it out of you. The only other time I’ve felt like this was when I did Marathon des Sables… it was 55C… a different kind of race entirely… but this was about all I could take. I was able to hold it together enough to not have to walk between aid stations… but that was about it. And my second half was something like 45 minutes slower than the first half… I probably bonked… but I just had nothing left.
Having said that, I must have had a tiny bit left… because when I finally got to the final out-and-back and saw a lot of our support gang which consisted of… Julia, Lambrina, Phyllis, Jackie, Trish, Michelle, Kenzie, Megan, Jeffery,Angela, Jazlyn, Ethan and especially for Joanne and I… Maisey and Jillian, it did breathe a bit of life into me… and finished with a bit of sprint (using that word loosely)… and with a big ol’ smile!

It was hot... although it was probably not as bad for Brett... he ran fast enough that he created his own wind! (click to enlarge)
I don’t mean to go on about my own race, but it is the one I know the best. Having said that here are some comments about all our other LOSTies and their races:
- Cousin Al Wiggins – 10:36:02, 164 overall… he was the fastest in our group. Despite what he might say about his swimming, he’s actually pretty balanced between the 3 diciplines, s 1:09, b 5:37, r 3:42. Having said that, he won our group because of his best event… the transitions! He’s actually trying to get his nickname changed from “Cousin” to “Doctor”, because of his methodical approach to nutition… nice try ‘cuz.

Cousin Al's big finish! Way to go Al !!! (click to enlarge)
- Brett Titus – 10:36:25, 167 overall… s 1:08, b 5:37, r 3:37… but 7 minutes slower than Al in the transitions!!! Next time get one of those strings for your sunglasses!Unfortunately for Brett, Cousin Al saw him coming in the last 500m… and Al wasn’t about to give it away at that point! Oh, and did I mention he’s a rookie and just took up triathlon… a whole whack of talent there.
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David Brezer – 11:34, s 1:05, b 5:54, r 4:27… all he did was train harder than just about anybody, be well balanced between the 3 diciplines, have fast transitions and be tough as nails. See how hard is that. 31/245 in his age group. Nice race.
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Peter von Euw – 12:05, s 1:26, b 6:10, r 4:17… Peter and I have done the most Ironman tri’s in the group, 5… but he keeps getting faster. Not a PB, but this wasn’t a PB kinda day either!
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Alex McMillin – 12:18, s 1:05, b 6:14, r 4:44… nice race… must have been all the long training hours he put in… oh wait, he was moving homes for the bulk of the summer!? So how the hell did he pull of one of his best Ironman’s ever… well, I’ll let you in on a little secret… Alex is what we call a “gamer”… he has the unique ability to raise it to the next level on game day… come hell or high water! Well done, my friend!
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Ron Marek – 12:19, s 1:23, b 5:59, r 4:34 … yes… he’s one of our 3 rookies too! Hard to believe a year ago he was taking his first swimming lesson… which entailed holding on to the edge of the pool and blowing bubbles!!! On top of that, he also won Julia’s Princess Award… for the slowest transition… a total of 21:52!!! But hey, at least he looked good out there! (but next time leave the blow dryer at home!

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Bruce Horsburgh – 12:51, s 1:35, b 6:39, r 4:21… the biggest sandbagger award… he estimated his time of 14:13… and did a 12:51!!! I think we were all concerned about Bruce… his swimming is weak, as he too was a new swimmer and a tri and Ironman rookie… and he had 3 wipeouts this summer… and his bike was giving him all kinds of problems right up until race day. As it turns out… we had nothing to worry about… he kicked ass. Not bad for the grandpa of the group! Atta boy, Bruce!
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Hugh Ryder – 13:07, s 1:27, b 6:32, r 4:48… Huge and I estimated our times to be 3 minutes apart, with me being faster. I’d crush him in the water, he’d gain on the bike, and I’d try to hold him off in the run… didn’t quite work out that way… although it was close… he caught me with about 10 km left in the run… and I was going backwards at that point! Well done, Huge!
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Albert Wimmers – 13:14, s 1:17, b 6:36, r 5:07… again, one of those well balanced guys… we were together with about 10 k left… then he left me in the dust and had a great finish. Very nice race.
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Rob Kent – 13:34 – s :58, b 7:00, r 5:24… Overall I was just happy not to get chick’d by Joanne… having an Ironman swim PB was nice too.
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John Fortin – 13:44 – s 1:11, b 6:04, r 6:09… much like Alex, John had a lot on his plate this summer, with opening his new Yoga studio in Etobicoke (Power Yoga Canada, in case you were wondering), so his race was all about “race management”, very good swim and bike… and get through the run. Well done.
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Joanne Kent – 14:04 – s 1:12, b 6:47, r 5:47… she actually won the Prediction Award! She predicted 14:00 and did 14:04! A well balanced race too (okay, she died a bit on the run!). She actually finished okay, after a tough run… but should have gone to the medical tent, but despite being an emergency room nurse, she convinced me she didn’t need too… even though she was later vomiting and fainting! A pretty bad case of heat stroke, hypoglycemia and dehydration. But hey, she won the kitty, so it wasn’t like it wasn’t worth it!
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Tim Barnaby – DNF – his times weren’t posted, but he had a great swim (not sure, but one of the fastest in the group!)… got through the bike… and suffered on the run. With about 5k left he pulled the plug. He was swerving all over the road and not a well guy. A tough call… but the right call. No sweat, he’s a multiple Ironman anyway… just wasn’t happening that day.
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Brian Smithson – DNF – Brian went into this race with his eyes wide open. He knew if it was a hot day, he was toast (no pun intended). Brian had the brains to pull the plug when he was still conscious… which he doesn’t always do… so instead he passed the “Brian Smithson Award” to Joanne. Another tough call… but, again the right call. Like Tim, he’s already an Ironman anyway, which softens the blow somewhat!
Okay, that’s all I have to say, except thanks to all our friends, family and supporters for joining us in a really tough, but gratifying adventure!
Until next time…
Cheers,
Rob
PS… and what the heck… here are some more pics that I couldn’t weave into the story… because everybody likes pictures… (and parfaits).
PPS… if anyone wants to order any of this LOST tri-wear, you can place another order with David. Just email him at: david.brezer@ontario.ca
(click to enlarge any pics)

Post race celebration at Ron and Angela's in Osoyoos. (Ron's not in the picture... he's getting stitched up!)

- Peter… enjoying the “strippers”… I guess it does kinda sound funny when you say it like that.

- Ron… big grins… obviously BEFORE the swim!

- … same thing with Bruce!

- okay, Joanne and I were a little giddy before the race too!

- This could have been the fastest running I did all day… and the last time I smiled!!!

- Pete and Ron… looking to hitch a ride… oddly, no takers?

- Jill, Maisey and Joanne at Spotted Lake… at the top of Richters… I think the spots come from the lungs of the people that have ridden up it!

- Jackie and Phyllis… some of our dedicated Ironman volunteers!

- … as well as our dedicated fans! Thanks Julia, Phyllis, Lambrina… and everyone else! It wouldn’t have been the same without you!

- Okay, Yellow Lake is a beautiful lake… I take back some of things I said about it while on the bike!

- Overall… Jill gives it the thumbs up!!!

- Joanne and I standing among all the previous winners plaques! Seems like a good place to end the adventure.